U love someone, U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
Aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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