Thursday, November 18, 2010

It is easy to narrate a Sardar joke but very difficult to be a Sardar

Very Interesting
“It’s easy to joke on a Sardar, but It's too difficult to be a Sardar"
I was standing at Jalandhar station when my attention was drawn towards a Sikh youth standing near me
wearing a Black turban, sporting a long beard and wearing a kirpan (knife) over his shirt.
After a while, one local train arrived, totally packed.

The Sikh youth tried to board the train but failed to do so.
Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!).

The Sikh youth looked over at the speaker
(who was a young person) and instead of showing any anger, smiled at him.

The smile was so enigmatic that it seemed as if there was some hidden truth behind it. Not able to hide my curiosity, I walked towards him and asked why he smiled at the person who teased him. The Sikh youth replied, 'He w as not teasing me but was asking for my Help'. I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was history behind those words. I was eager to know what he was talking about and the
Sikh youth narrated the following (I did not reveal that I was a non-keshdhari Sikh):

During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam or face death. During this period our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward, in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against these cruel activities. So our Guruji went to the Mughal emperor and told him that if he succeeded in converting him to Islam, he
would ensure that all the Hindus would accept the same. But, if he failed, he should stop all these atrocities.
The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellows were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk.

Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.
Thus our ninth Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of the Hindu religion. In history, can you show
me any instances of anybody laying down his life for the protection of another religion?

This is the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. The people for whose sake he had sacrificed his life did not have the gut s to came forward to lift his body, fearing that they too would also be assassinated. Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of Khalsa (the Pure) made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily identified.

At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army (although fewer in numbers) attacked them at midnight, 12 O'clock and rescued all the women. After that time when there was a need, people started to contact the Sikh army
for their help and the Sikhs used to attack the raiders atMidnight, 12 O'clock.

Nowadays, these "smart people" have spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as little did he realize that he was asking for my help saying 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye' and it meant that his Mother, Sister, Wife or Daughter was in trouble!
Plz do forward this mail to all ur friends so they can know about Sikh history.

"Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It's too difficult to be a Sardar"...
PERSPECTIVE

ONE DAY, THE FATHER OF A VERY WEALTHY FAMILY TOOK HIS SON ON A TRIP TO THE
COUNTRY WITH THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF SHOWING HIM HOW POOR PEOPLE LIVE.

THEY SPENT A COUPLE OF DAYS AND NIGHTS ON THE FARM OF WHAT WOULD BE
CONSIDERED A VERY POOR FAMILY.

ON THEIR RETURN FROM THEIR TRIP, THE FATHER ASKED HIS SON, "HOW WAS THE
TRIP?"

"IT WAS GREAT, DAD."

"DID YOU SEE HOW POOR PEOPLE LIVE?" THE FATHER ASKED.

"OH YEAH," SAID THE SON.

"SO, TELL ME, WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM THE TRIP?" ASKED THE FATHER.

THE SON ANSWERED:

"I SAW THAT WE HAVE ONE DOG AND THEY HAD FOUR.

WE HAVE A POOL THAT REACHES TO THE MIDDLE OF OUR GARDEN AND THEY HAVE A
CREEK THAT HAS NO END.

WE HAVE IMPORTED LANTERNS IN OUR GARDEN AND THEY HAVE THE STARS AT NIGHT.

OUR PATIO REACHES TO THE FRONT YARD AND THEY HAVE THE WHOLE HORIZON.
< BR>WE HAVE A SMALL PIECE OF LAND TO LIVE ON AND THEY HAVE FIELDS THAT GO BEYOND OUR SIGHT.

WE HAVE SERVANTS WHO SERVE US, BUT THEY SERVE OTHERS. WE BUY OUR FOOD, BUT THEY GROW THEIRS.

WE HAVE WALLS AROUND OUR PROPERTY TO PROTECT US, THEY HAVE FRIENDS TO
PROTECT THEM."

THE BOY"S FATHER WAS SPEECHLESS. THEN HIS SON ADDED, "THANKS DAD FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE."

ISN"T PERSPECTIVE A WONDERFUL THING? MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE ALL GAVE THANKS FOR EVERYTHING WE HAVE, INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT WHAT WE DON"T HAVE..

APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU HAVE, ESPECIALLY YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!

A Wonderful Story!!!!!!!





A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."



"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.




"No", she replied.. "He's out."


"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"


"We do not go into a House together," they replied.




"Why is that?" she asked.


One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."


The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"


His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"


Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"


"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."


Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"


The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love
for all , there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

MY WISH FOR YOU...

-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.




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Law of the Garbage Truck

Wish, I could remember this each day.

Law of the Garbage Truck


One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.  We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.  And I mean, he was really friendly.  So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.  As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.  Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.  Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.  Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so ... Love the people who treat you RIGHT, and Pray for the ones who don't.

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Have a blessed, garbage-free life!

Ek choti Si love story

 
Ek choti Si love story

 
Do chidiyo ki prem kahani
ek din female chidiya ne bola ki muje
chodker kahi tum ud to nahi jaoge
mail chidiya boli ud jaunga to tum
pakad lena
female chidiya boli me tumhe
pakad sakti hu par fir paa nahi sakti
male chidiya ki ankhon me anshu
agaye or usne apne pankh tod diye or
bola ab ham hamesha sath rahenge
ek din jor se tufan ane wala tha
to female chidiya udne lagi
tabhi male chidiya ne kaha tum ud jao
me nahi ud sakta
female chidiya boli apna khyal rakhna
kehkar ud gayi
jab tufan thama to female chidiya
wapas us ped par aai to
dekha ki male chidiya mar chuki thi
or ek dali per likha tha
kash ek bar to kehti ki me
tumhe nahi chod sakti
to shayad me tufan ane se pehle nahi marta
 
Moral : love exist till the circumstances
are good otherwise nobody cares.......

Regards

Prashant

Saturday, October 04, 2008

IT Guy's Conversation With his Wife....

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

LIFE KE FUNNDE…GOOD ONE

U love someone, U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.

If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain

Aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Different Types Of Marketting

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

33 Facts about Guys

33 Facts about Guys

*really very true...................


Girls r surely going to read it



*Belive it or not.......
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.


2. Guys hate flirts.


3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.


4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about .


5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.


6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.


7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.


8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.


9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
..... so true.


10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.


11. Guys love their moms.


12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.


13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.


14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.


15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.


16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.


17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.


18. Guys are very open about themselves.


19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.


20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.


21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.


22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.


23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.


24. Guys can keep secrets that girls tell them.


25. Guys think too much.


26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.


27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.


28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!


29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.


30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.


31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.


32. Guys hate girls who overreact.


33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.


Jokes...

DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta

Dr: aisa kab hota hai?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt

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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?

Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?

Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khotee de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,

kisine pucha, chatri me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

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Hitler says,

"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

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